06 – Pierre McGuire Retire Bitch

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After a long, technical difficulty-driven hiatus, the boys are back to talk alternate playoff formats, Canes-Caps and Sharks-Knights, how Mike Gillis is like Joe Biden, and why you should only ever talk about Pierre McGuire to make fun of his appearance, with plenty of time left over to scan JD Burke’s reddit AMA and speculate what he would be like as the dang Joker.

05 – Q Is Here

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We talk Tampa getting swept, Joel Quenneville inciting an online conspiracy theory, and Jordan Binnington’s insane tweets from 6 years ago. PLUS: Ray Bourque! Jazzy B! Francesco Aquilini’s child support payments!

04 – Edler?.wav

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We rebrand as a movie podcast to make fun of J.D. Burke, and Elliot regales the boys with a harrowing tale of recording malfunctions in a special apology segment. We also get into the draft lottery, Quinn Hughes, and Vyas’ former life as a Canucks YouTube compilation guy.

03 – All Refs Are Bastards

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We’ve reached the “bending the world” stage of podcasting, as a whole bunch of stuff happened this week that would have seemed impossible in a pre-Roxy Fever media landscape. We discuss Don Cherry’s cop tweets, how (((Tyson Foods))) controls the Vancouver media, and Donald Trump’s fixation on the size of Alex Ovechkin’s hands.

02 – Virtue Signal

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Topics include Loui Eriksson’s scratch, Jonathan Dahlen’s comments on Utica, and Rag-It-Gate. We also do a reading series on Dean Blundell’s article on virtue signalling in hockey.

01- See You In Pittsburgh

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It’s episode one of Vancouver’s only anti-racist hockey podcast. Your boys Jackson, Vyas, and Elliot talk about the Canucks pair of trade deadline deals, the virtues of voluntary celibacy, and how to sneak a goat into a hotel room.